Anger Management 4-19

Published on Tuesday, 19 April 2011 Written by Dave

Have you ever found yourself driving down the road, "minding your own business," going the speed limit, just to tick off the dude behind you?  Yes, we know there is no other reason to be going the speed limit.  Maybe you should think twice!

 

This weeks recipient of anger management classes goes to Carissa Williams of Pembroke, NH.  As she cruised down the highway, probably ramming her hood into the trunk of the car in front of her - the way civilized folk let you know you are driving too slow - Carissa decided it was best to not pass since hey, the next exit is hers anyways, why bother.  Well, much to her chagrin, the car she was following took the same exit!

Like any reasonable human being, Carissa was upset to the point that she hurled bottles and cans from her car at the one in front of her.  Dissatisfied with the results, she cranked it up a notch or thirty.  Exiting her car, leaving a 6 month old in the back of the idling vehicle, Carissa hopped into the back seat of the car she followed and used a taser on the driver.

After being picked up by the Concord police, it was discovered that Ms. Williams already had a lengthy criminal record and bail was set for one hundred thousand dollars. If you find yourself wanting to anger that dude who has been tailgating you for 20 miles, ignoring every opportunity to pass, make sure you at least lock your doors.